News from the Rich Jerk

Read this from the Rich Jerk:

Dear Loser,

It's on like Donkey Kong, mofo.

A few days ago I dropped a BOMB.

I revealed that a FEW of you lucky sons
of b*tches WILL be attending my LEGENDARY
party at the *Playboy* Mansion.

But at this point, it's anybody's guess
WHO the few lucky people will be.

Why?

Because it will all depend on who is the
QUICKEST to react at 9am PST (12EST) on
Thursday, June 21st.

Thats when the few remaining spots on my
guest list go up for grabs.

This is the SAME guest list that thousands
of people are BEGGING to be on. I've
turned away celebrities, millionaires,
porn stars....okay not really. The porn
stars were all given a ticket (except the
dudes and ugly chicks of course)

Over 150 models, porn stars, and playmates
WILL be in attendance.

A few dozen top players in internet marketing
will be there.

A few dozen underground multi-millionaire
affiliate marketers will be there.

Will you?

It's all up to you.

Those who enter their info at the link above
will be given access to the secret website 1 HOUR
EARLY on Thursday, June 21st.

While the rest of the losers are waiting for the site
to go live at 9am PST, early registration people
will get access at 8am PST.

And with only a handful of spots to my party
available, by 9am they could easily be SOLD OUT.

Did I mention that my party at the *Playboy* Mansion
is a charity event?

IT IS.

I'm going to be cutting a HUGE check to a charity
that benefits the homeless....you know, losers.

I've spent the past 2 years helping losers like
you, so I might as well help even BIGGER losers
than you.

So far this party is gonna cost me MID-SIX FIGURES.
Yes, more than your house.

But I also wanna cut a FAT check to my charity,
because Hef and the mansion are BIG on all of the
mansion parties benefitting a charity.

So I've been trying to figure out how much to charge
the lucky few people who are able to grab one of the
few remaining spots.

I've already been offered VAST sums of money from
several people. And most were ACCEPTED. I turned a few
away though, because they were just too fu*kin' lame.

Therefore, I still have a few remaining spots.

So far, only 4 types of people have been allowed to come.

1) My affiliate partners for Keyword Xray - these are people
who referred enough sales to make me $3,000.

2) The customers I referred to Stompernet, who stayed with the
program for at least 6 months and paid $800/month ($4800 total)

3) Major online players who have made me tens of thousands of
dollars through joint ventures.

4) Individuals who inquired and sent me over $10k for a ticket.

Now that I'm opening a few slots to average Joe's like you, I'm
thinking the price will be somewhere between the first 2 above.
Between $3,000 and $4,800.

I'll let you know the final price next week. It will depend
on what kind of mood I'm in that day. You better hope my girls
don't disappoint me in ANY way.

And if you don't know what kind of stir my event is already
causing, check out a few quotes I've received from some top
internet marketers:

John Reese:

"The Rich Jerk...
The *Playboy* Mansion...
Some Of The Top Marketers In The World...

- Someone you'd like to punch in the face.
- A place you'd love to find a date.
- And people you'd profit from meeting.

What more could a guy ask for?

How about the best reason of all...

It's for Charity.

I wouldn't miss it or my grandkids would
never stop making fun of me."

Mike Filsaime:

"When the insane RJ throws a party, even Paris Hilton
is dying to come! Too bad she's in jail! How could I miss it..."

Yanik Silver:

"No doubt about it - The Rich Jerk putting on a party at the *Playboy*
Mansion is going to be absolutely insane and totally out of control!
I just hope I get a 'permission slip' from the wife."

Dan Kennedy (when the *Playboy* mansion party was offered as a bonus
to my stompernet customers):

“The Rich Jerk is onto something. I don’t even know what Stompernet is,
and I want to buy the damn thing…The Rich Jerk accuses his competitors
of offering lame-ass bonuses…he’s got a point…Why not do something on a
grand and glorious and MIND-BLOWING scale…”

As you can see, the hype surrounding this thing is escalating
QUICKLY. And for good reason. It's obviously the internet marketing
event of the century.

Now leave me alone. Its 10pm and its time for me and my entourage
to head out to some club in downtown San Diego, and make everyone
disgustingly jealous, as usual.

Later Losers,

RJ