The Rich Jerk and his partys (aka the Playboy Party)

I love these emails - but my money goes elsewhere...

Dear Loser,

Since my last email I've received 3,413 emails
from whiny cry-babies who are BEGGING to know the
official date of my already legendary party at
the *Playboy Mansion*.

HERE IT IS:

Friday, August 17th, 2007

Its a done deal.

So mark down that date on your wife or girlfriend's
day planner and make the following notation:

"FU*K YOU - GOODBYE"

Actually write it large enough so that it covers
Saturday and Sunday too, because trust me, you're
gonna need to recover.

And if all goes REALLY well, you may want to
go ahead and stay out here in Southern California
INDEFINITELY.

Because there's a good chance you will
meet some new lady-friends at my party, as
several hundred of the most beautiful women
in the world will be in attendance.

And the chicks I party with are always VERY
nice to my guests. They will basically be there
to fulfill your every need.

But don't get too excited. There is still one
MAJOR problem standing in your way....

You don't have a fu*kin ticket to my party.

And guess what?

If you want one, it pretty much doesn't matter,
because so do THOUSANDS of other people, and I
only have a handful of them available.

So you're only shot is to be ready at 9am on
Thursday, June 21st.

And you better be ready to hit the refresh
button over and over again. Because once it
goes live, these few tickets are gonna sell out
almost INSTANTLY.

Again, my party is DEFINITELY on August 17, 2007.

And you have the chance to experience the outrageous
LIFESTYLE that I live on a daily basis.

After which, I guarantee your life will change
PERMANENTLY for the better.

I almost envy the few of you who are about to see
the world through my eyes for the first time....

Hahahaha.

God my life is fu*king awesome.

Now its time for you to get back to your
lame 9 to 5, and pray that you're smart enough
to be ready at 9am on Thursday, June 21st.

And by the way, you better have a few grand ready
if you wanna get on my guestlist, cuz it ain't cheap to
live like me, even for one night.

Later Losers,

RJ